Through the ages those of the Benevolent Order of Zymurology have walked among you, celebrating the wonders that can only be found in the most ancient blending of art, science and the divine. Our story is one with roots that precede the beginning of recorded history, a common thread that binds all early faiths through the mists of time. To study our faith is to study that which has no beginning and no end. As the great philosopher Socrates would aptly say had he known he was a Zymurologist, "an unexamined life absent Zymurology is not one worth living". So please examine our humble site and ponder the effects Zymurology has had on you... Carpe Cerevisi


Words of Wisdom

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-Benjamin Franklin You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer-Frank Zappa He was a wise man who invented beer- Plato Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza-Dave Barry I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day-Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools- Ernest Hemingway Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut-Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on-Dean Martin Work is the curse of the drinking classes-Oscar Wilde I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy-Tom Waits 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?-Stephen Wright Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me-Winston Churchill Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world-Kaiser Wilhelm I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer-Homer Simpson.

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